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Goon Cave: a goon cave is a place, typically a room, in which a gooner spends their days gooning all day. A goon cave is a set up, typically consisting of a monitor or TV that is used to watch pornographic context.

IKEA Date: A IKEA Date is a type of date where you go to IKEA together and mess around. Maybe buy some stuff or grab some food if your there, just have a great time in IKEA.

himplants: 1) Solid silicone pectoral implants for men. 2) Penile implants.

Ball up top: “Ball up top” is a saying in pickup basketball that means the ball is returned to the top of the key and alerts players that the next point is starting. Often used to indicate that one is moving on.

Paleohippie: 1. An aging hipster, or veteran of the Sixties countercultural movement reaching retirement age. 2. Rainbow Family elder.

stinkfist: A song by Tool. The song is often interpreted as being about commercialism. "Not enough, I need more, nothing seems to satisfy...I dont want it, I just need it, to breathe, to feel, to know im alive." This is referring to the way people in modern society let material possessions control their mental states. "Constant over-stimulation numbs me but I would not want it any other way" is referring to the way advertisements have penetrated every last corner of our lives (constant overstimulation) however people do not care because they do indeed attach their well-being to their possessions (but I would not want it any other way). The analogy in the song is indeed about fisting. As the song progresses it gets deeper ("finger/elbow/shoulder deep inside the border line") referring to the slow, gradual transformation society has made to consumerist values. A very good song on a very good CD by a very good band.

Bird Bath: A quick shower that only involves cleaning private parts and under arms. Origin. Prison

vibecession: a significant, widespread, and prolonged downturn in support for government due to irresponsible policies and/or financial incompetence.

Resting Bitch Voice: A trait where everything someone says comes out as bitchy or sarcastic, regardless of actual intent.

Get your dick out of my wallet: A phrase used to accuse someone of economic violence against a marginalized group or the working people. Directed against corporations, the government, insurance companies, car dealerships, banks, rental agencies, and other conmen.

Winter Coating: When an old flame comes back to heat up your dating life during the frostiest season — only to discard you as spring comes, just like an old, trusty jacket.

dopamine decor: Interior design philosophy that rejects “millennial gray” and bland neutrals when decorating living spaces, favoring vibrant colors and aesthetics that increase joy.

Niche Famous: Persons who are famous within a subset community but would not be considered famous in the mainstream. Sometimes world or globally famous, but only within their subset i.e. not a household name; Indie Famous; Cult Famous.

sleep warm: when an individual becomes 130 degrees to the touch while lying under blankets and sleeping, but the person is not over-heated themself

Cope And Move On: To Cope With Someone/Something And Move On

lanklet: The opposite of a manlet. Someone who is tall (6ft+) and (usually) skinny. It is harder for the lanklet to gain muscle mass and thus he is inferior to the manlet (for bodybuilding).

romcom job: Jobs with a whimsical quality and tailor made for romantic comedies. There’s a reason why plumbers are found in pornos …they don’t really fit the brief for romcoms, despite being a respectable career choice in our dire economic times. Examples of romcom jobs are: Greeting card writer (500 Days of Summer) Bookshop Owner (You’ve Got Mail) Apartment dresser (Leap Year) Playwright (Something’s Gotta Give) Ballet dancer (Saving Face — queer romcom with Joan Chen from Twin Peaks) Wedding dress designer (The Parent Trap) Aquarium veterinarian (50 First Dates) eBay store owner (40 Year Old Virgin — shoutout to the hottest romcom girl of them all, Catherine Keener) Film director (Pipe Dream — the guy is actually plumber but pretends to be a director to improve his dating life)

Humiliationship: A situationship with someone that feels like you are going through a humiliation ritual without the fame.

desire line: The intuitive path that is created by walkers/hikers or drivers vs a marked trail or road. Once established it can become an alternative or preferred route. Typically it is a short cut on a marked trail or road but it can also be a well-worn ribbon of exposed soil or rut in an open space where there are few trails to connect desired areas.

struggle dog: The act of making hot dogs but instead of a bun, you have to use what you got... which is generally sliced bread.

Fleece Quarter Zip: the peak of the fashion industry. mwuah.

Nalgón: Spanish slang, with a literal meaning of "large butt." Nalgón is masculine, nalgona is feminine. It refers to someone who is slow moving. It is often used by drivers when stuck behind such a person.

Grippy Sock Jail: A common online name for a mental hospitals, often due to the fact that you get socks with grips on the bottoms instead of shoes.

Wank battle: The act of messaging back and forth between two people, sending pictures of five people the other finds attractive while masturbating, until somebody ejaculates, winning the wank battle.

Phonk: Phonk - originally known as Memphis rap from the 90s. Known for its Darkside hip hop sounds, and sinister lyrics. Phonk has created multiple sub genres from the sounds, lyrics and beats originally produced. 808 cowbell is the most popular which was used in the song Tommy Wright -meet your maker Modern "phonk" can be divided into a few sub genres: Phonk - any type of music that's of heavy influence of 90s memphis phonk Drift phonk - drum and base fast pace beats with heavy use of the 808 cowbell House phonk - 90s house music beats mixed with 90s Memphis rap beats and lyrics Phonk much like all music has changed and divided its genres. Rock has indie rock. Techno has dubstep. Phonk has other phonk music...

Floor lying down: Lay on the floor and relieve your anxiety, the floor is more comfortable than the actual furniture…

zalgo text: Zalgo text is digital text that has been modified with combining characters (Unicode symbols that are generally used to stack diacritics above and below letters) to appear creepy or glitchy. Named for a 2004 Internet creepypasta story that ascribes it to the influence of an eldritch deity, Zalgo text has become a significant component of many Internet memes, particularly in "surreal meme" culture. The format of Zalgo text also allows it to be used to halt or impair computer functions, whether intentionally or not. -Wikipedia